Finally I Can Make it Official

I didn't realize the Visa Black Card was out:

Growing up on the North Side made me kind of black, but I never had backup when someone questioned me on it.

Those embarrassing days are over. Now for the annual price of $495, when someone says "Shut up cracka," all I do is say "Wrong! Check out my Black Card! Wonk."

Pretty solid investment if you ask me. Too bad there aren't any stores left at Northwest Plaza to put this card to use.

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