Busted Up? Here's Cash

As the Cards wrapped up a season using house money, I was tooling around their website and the headline really popped out to me on Sunday. It sums up the Cards pitching cluster fuck, and basically sounds like Mozeliak and Co are in competition for Aflac's workman's comp program. Doctors on Sunday and contract announcement on Monday. Hells yeah!

"Scratched" and "New Contract" should probably not exist in the same sentence unless it's "I scratched my balls when I saw that new contract come across the table."