Jerk Of The Day

Today's winner goes to me! My moments of jerk-ness tend to happen when I've got other people around as witnesses. This is a rare occasion where my inner jerk came out naturally, with no one around.

Minutes ago while walking over to Subway for lunch, I had a brief conversation with an old lady on the sidewalk. It went like this:

"Hi sir, we're trying to get the minimum wage raised in the state of Missouruhh."

"It's pronounced MISSOUREE!"


And I kept walking to Subway. If you're out there reading this, and you make minimum wage--my bad. Blame her.