10.06.2008

Agent 15?

Since Jim Edmonds signed with the Cubs, I've secretly hoped that in a key playoff game he'd watch a playable fly out to center drop in front of him, allowing a walk-off run to score, then tear open his Cubs jersey to reveal a Cardinals uniform beneath.

Maybe next year. For now, at least I got to see some old lady Cubs fans cry.*

* Yup, I'm a jerk.

2 comments:

hazelwood's most wanted said...

only if jim ross is announcing for the cubs:

"anna flyball to cenner field, and wha- WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON? NO! NO!! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! WHY JIMMY WHY!! THEY'RE GONNA SEND YOUR SOUL STRAIGHT TO HEYELLL!!"

The Good Face said...

DAMN IT! DAMN IT! THAT DAMN JIM EDMONDS!!