Poll Position

Wow, what a day. First I awoke to find that one of the presidential candidates is -- get this -- not completely white. Why was this not brought to my attention earlier?

And then, just as I was getting ready to take a two-hour lunch, I learned that the Republican vice presidential candidate doesn't have any balls -- not even a John Kruk-style Lone Dangler. I immediately googled Sarah Palin -- well, not immediately. I unintentionally google image searched Erin Andrews. Force of habit. Here's what I found:

Now this is politics, people. Correct me if I'm wrong, but what we have here is a full-blown cougar who isn't afraid to go with the naughty librarian look. Granted, those shoes lack the hooker heel that I like to see, but all the other pieces of the puzzle are there. 

Hell, she even likes guns. And if she likes guns, she's gonna love the Good Face.

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