I Love...Lamp.

Hey everyone, I'd like to wish you all a Happy Valentine's Day from the sweetie pies at BertFlex. Believe it or not, some members of this site have convinced actual females to not only put up with our crap, but have serious relationships with us too. What are they thinking, right?

I know women are always looking for ways to get into the male brain and try to figure out what's going on in there. It's not that hard really, but honestly we can't wait for V-Day to be over with and think about more critical things in our lives.

Don't worry, ladies, you still have a gift coming, but here are 5 things that we really love about this time of year (in no particular order):


1) March Madness in T minus 30 days; drunken debauchery follows.

2) Jack in the Box Tacos (not festive, but a staple of any "things we love" list).

3) The weather is almost warm enough for sandlot, wiffleball, and BBQ!

4) Fantasy Freakin' Baseball!

5) Another year of watching this guy mash.



Not surprisingly, "girls in skanky lingerie" barely missed the cut. We're dorks, that's how we roll.