Chapter Four of "The BertFlex Guide to Living"

How to have a great night:

1.) Play in a poker tournament ($25 buy-in) where the beer, soda, and CHILI DOGS are included.

2.) Finish 3rd in said tournament (of 126) and win $100

3.) Enjoy a victory sack of White Castles at 1:30 AM because you're the fuckin' poker master.

1 comment:

Big Head said...

Tell me you blew the entire Franklin on some Bombs.