| The scene: Lakeland, FL, 2006 Detroit Tigers Spring Training. A clubhouse conversation between veteran cheater Kenny Rogers and young fireballer Nate Robertson... | |
 | Nate Robertson: What's that shit on your chest? |
 | Kenny Rogers: Crisco, Bardol, Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curve ball. Of course if the umps are watching me real close I'll rub a little jalapeño up my nose, get it runnin', and if I need to load the ball up I just... wipe my nose. |
| Nate Robertson: You put snot on the ball? |
| Kenny Rogers: I haven't got an arm like you, kid. I have to put anything on it I can find. Someday you will too. |
10.23.2006
Kenny Rogers' Pearls of Wisdom
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Thomas said he heard in an interview with Todd Jones, that TJ said that shit on Kenny's hand could have been chocolate cake. If this is the case, I want a chocolate cake eating contest between the the gambler and TP Splooshmanzedah.
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