What's For Breakfast?

Do you want the cereal that makes you throw slower, hustle faster, and stunt your growth?

Then grab a box of Ecks O'S!! The new cereal endorsed by St. Louis Cardinal David Eckstein. Oh wait, we can't say St. Louis Cardinal, or carry any MLB logos on the cereal box!

Anyway, this is the best honey nut cereal that you'll find in grocery stores near you! Go out today and grab a box! Then hit the field and run your ass off after you take a walk!! Oh yeah!

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