Xtra Large savings for Super Bowl XL

Hey there sports fans and consumers! For this week only your Detroit-area Wal-Mart is featuring low low prices on products to get you ready for the big game! Here are some testimonials form your favorite Super Bowl players on the products they use and endorse.

Joey Porters "talk a whole lotta" Smack Ramen Noodles 10 for $2

J.P.- Before I talks mad shit on the otha team I always fill up on some hot 'n spicy ramen noodles. They got just the right amount of smack for me. BITCH!

$1.50 off Turtle Wax

Matt Hasselbeck- Me and all my bald-ass teammates shine our domes with Turtle Wax. What do you think shitty back-up lineman?

Isaiah Kacyvenski- I think I know where you can put that microphone.

2 Lofa Tatupu Loofahs for $3

L.T.- I broke three of these off in Shawne Merriman's ass the other day because I should have won the defensive rookie of the year! Don't worry though, these things are strong enough to scrub even my tough-ass Samoan feet. Lofa's loofahs are supa dupa!

$4 off a bottle of Jose Cuervo 1800

Ben Roethlisberger- That Joe Namath guy told me all I ever needed to know about how to pick-up chicks.....hic..... he's the man. Dude, did you see that one time when I threw the thing to Heinz ketchup....hic....hahahaha.....he hates it when I call him that. Is there a Taco Bell around here?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i know i've posted pictures of random stuff on here. i don't know if i can top the randomness of a loofa or turtle wax.

but i will try though.