Pujols' Elbow Surgery? I'm Lovin' It

We at BertFlex were ready to rant about Bert's elbow surgery and the secretive Cardinals medical staff, but then we discovered something even more earth-shattering: The McRib is back!

Says HMW: "I bet the Cardinals had something to do with the advertising here. Pujols has surprise surgery, and they try to distract us with the deliciousness of the McRib ... and it works."

Damn right it works. I'll be moving into McDonald's for a limited time.