6.18.2008

Hey Guyyys, Buy Th15 Hou5e

If anyone is looking to buy a new house while the market is down, here's a "humble abode" that may tickle your fancy. Notice anything on the fitn15s center floor in pic 14?

I'm putting my bid in as we speak. 5 Grand down payment, plus loan...I'll only owe $16,515 a month for 30 years; what a steal!

Hopefully you guys can make my monthly "Hey This Used To Be Jim Edmonds' House" parties (cover charge: $2000). Although if the rich mahogany smell and many leather-bound books aren't included, the deal is off the table, James. My message is clear.

3 comments:

  1. Dayyyymn, InsideSTL is paying like that?

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  2. I'd bargain for the fringed furniture, too. That shit is pimp!!!

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  3. Does that price include visits by Merlin Olson?

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